You’re Still Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

Written by Warren Whitfield. Posted in Articles, Funny Pictures, Humour, Photos

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When am i drinkng too much coffee

You speed walk in your sleep.

You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people’s fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s coffee.”

Cocaine is a downer.

You buy milk by the barrel.

You’ve worn out the handle on your favourite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

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Warren Whitfield

Warren Whitfield is the founder and CEO of the Addiction Action Campaign. He is also the author of “Addict Nation – The epidemic of addiction in South Africa today”. He founded NADA S.A. and has his own auriculotherapy practice in Northcliff, Johannesburg. He envisioned the concept of addiction harm reduction in South Africa and birthed the Addiction Harm Reduction Compliancy Initiative. Besides treating people for many ailments, he also created and owns various other businesses which include, AffiliatePro Marketing, INeedRehab.co.za & Acudetox.co.za

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